your butt is a work of art that should be placed in a museum for the world to see and don’t you ever forget that
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
you talk shit about strawberries ill kill all ur ancestors
ur white u already killed all my ancestors
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face